{"product_id":"i-shaved-my-butt-for-this-baseball-cap","title":"I Shaved My Butt For This? - Baseball Cap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"296\"\u003ePreparation was made.\u003cbr data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eExpectations were high.\u003cbr data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eAnd THIS is what showed up?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"460\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"333\"\u003e“I Shaved My Butt For This”\u003c\/strong\u003e design is unapologetically cheeky, loud, and guaranteed to get reactions. Big bold lettering. Zero filter. Maximum confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eSwanky Unicorn\u003c\/strong\u003e, we design for adults who embrace playful irreverence and aren’t afraid to own the joke. This tee isn’t subtle — it’s the punchline you wear when the night didn’t quite live up to the effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eIt’s funny.\u003cbr data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"691\"\u003eIt’s bold.\u003cbr data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eIt’s wildly relatable in the most inappropriate way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eShock-value humor without going graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eClean, high-contrast typography that pops\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eInstant conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003ePerfect for adult parties, festivals, lifestyle events, bachelor\/bachelorette trips, or chaotic nights out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003eMakes an unforgettable novelty gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e🦄 The Swanky Unicorn Energy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eWe believe life’s too short for boring outfits. This design fits perfectly into our edgy, no-apologies collection — for the confident, the mischievous, and the ones who turn awkward moments into legendary stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eWear it when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eThe vibe is bold\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eThe drinks are strong\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eThe crowd can handle adult humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003eAnd you’re feeling delightfully unfiltered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured, low-fitting silhouette for a close, relaxed feel\u003cbr\u003e- Durable reinforced stitching with covered interior seams\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable Velcro® closure for quick, secure sizing\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, print-friendly fabric for crisp embroidery and long-lasting finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":43017899540541,"sku":"31782859070781782727","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":43017899573309,"sku":"17810295894177514193","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/3615\/8525\/files\/16930860071623505506_2048.jpg?v=1772332360","url":"https:\/\/swankyunicorn.com\/en-ca\/products\/i-shaved-my-butt-for-this-baseball-cap","provider":"Swanky Unicorn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}