{"product_id":"i-shaved-my-butt-for-this-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Shaved My Butt For This? - Unisex T-shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"296\"\u003ePreparation was made.\u003cbr data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eExpectations were high.\u003cbr data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eAnd THIS is what showed up?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"460\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"333\"\u003e“I Shaved My Butt For This”\u003c\/strong\u003e design is unapologetically cheeky, loud, and guaranteed to get reactions. Big bold lettering. Zero filter. Maximum confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"483\"\u003eSwanky Unicorn\u003c\/strong\u003e, we design for adults who embrace playful irreverence and aren’t afraid to own the joke. This tee isn’t subtle — it’s the punchline you wear when the night didn’t quite live up to the effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eIt’s funny.\u003cbr data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"691\"\u003eIt’s bold.\u003cbr data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eIt’s wildly relatable in the most inappropriate way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eShock-value humor without going graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eClean, high-contrast typography that pops\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eInstant conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003ePerfect for adult parties, festivals, lifestyle events, bachelor\/bachelorette trips, or chaotic nights out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003eMakes an unforgettable novelty gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e🦄 The Swanky Unicorn Energy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eWe believe life’s too short for boring outfits. This design fits perfectly into our edgy, no-apologies collection — for the confident, the mischievous, and the ones who turn awkward moments into legendary stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eWear it when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eThe vibe is bold\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eThe drinks are strong\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eThe crowd can handle adult humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003eAnd you’re feeling delightfully unfiltered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed cotton for a smooth, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) — breathable with structure\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with side seams for reliable shape\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Preshrunk to minimize post-wash changes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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