{"product_id":"i-shaved-my-bush-for-this-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Shaved My Bush For This? - Unisex T-shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"295\"\u003ePreparation was made.\u003cbr data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"242\"\u003eExpectations were high.\u003cbr data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eAnd THIS is what showed up?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"332\"\u003e“I Shaved My Bush For This”\u003c\/strong\u003e design delivers unapologetic, no-filter humor in bold, high-impact typography. It’s crude. It’s funny. It’s the kind of shirt that makes people do a double take — and then laugh way too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eSwanky Unicorn\u003c\/strong\u003e, we design for the confidently inappropriate. The ones who commit to the bit. The ones who understand that sometimes the funniest punchline is the one that shocks first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eIt’s not shy.\u003cbr data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"735\"\u003eIt’s not subtle.\u003cbr data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eIt’s absolutely unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"789\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"855\"\u003eBold, shock-value statement design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"890\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"890\"\u003eClean, eye-catching typography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eInstant conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003ePerfect for adult parties, festivals, girls’ trips, lifestyle events, or wild nights out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eGreat novelty gift for your most unfiltered friend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003e🦄 The Swanky Unicorn Energy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eWe believe in fearless self-expression and humor that pushes boundaries (in the fun way). This tee fits right into our edgy, no-apologies collection — for the ones who show up loud, laugh harder, and aren’t afraid to make the table next to them blush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eWear it when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eThe vibe is chaotic in the best way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003eThe drinks are flowing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eThe crowd can handle bold humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eAnd you’re feeling mischievous\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003eFunny adult humor shirts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1567\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003eBachelorette party outfits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1618\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1618\"\u003eFestival fashion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1619\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003eEdgy novelty tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003eParty conversation starters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003eBold lifestyle apparel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed cotton for a smooth, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) — breathable with structure\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with side seams for reliable shape\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Preshrunk to minimize post-wash changes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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