2 Pump Chump - Can Koozie

Own the joke and wear your confidence proudly. The “2 Pump Chump” design is made for those who live by one simple rule: if you can laugh at yourself, you’re already winning. Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to spark reactions, this piece delivers humor with just the right amount of edge.

Perfect for parties, nights out, festivals, or anytime you’re feeling a little mischievous, this playful statement is all about not taking life — or yourself — too seriously.

Because confidence and comedy are always a winning combination.

Why you’ll love it:
• Bold, attention-grabbing statement
• Guaranteed conversation starter
• Perfect gift for the class clown, partner, or yourself
• Designed for laughs and legendary self-awareness

Wear it. Own it. Laugh louder.

Product features
- 100% neoprene with 1/4" thickness for steady insulation
- Fits standard 12 oz cans and collapses flat for transport
- Durable, slip-resistant material with black interior
- Vibrant, crisp printing with thread color matched to design
- Note: seams may show light lines due to printing process

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
- Do not dryclean
- Hand wash
- Do not bleach
- Drip dry
- Do not iron