Own the joke and wear your confidence proudly. The “2 Pump Chump” design is made for those who live by one simple rule: if you can laugh at yourself, you’re already winning. Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to spark reactions, this piece delivers humor with just the right amount of edge.
Perfect for parties, nights out, festivals, or anytime you’re feeling a little mischievous, this playful statement is all about not taking life — or yourself — too seriously.
Because confidence and comedy are always a winning combination.
Why you’ll love it:
• Bold, attention-grabbing statement
• Guaranteed conversation starter
• Perfect gift for the class clown, partner, or yourself
• Designed for laughs and legendary self-awareness
Wear it. Own it. Laugh louder.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
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