All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt - Unisex T-Shirt

Took your side piece out, came back single—but damn, you looked good doing it.

This shirt is for the bold, the messy, and the gloriously unapologetic. Whether you're team side piece, team ex-wife, or just here for the drama, this tee hits harder than “Fix You” at 2 a.m. after a few too many truths and tequila shots.

🔥 Details:

• Available in classic black or walk-of-shame white
• Premium cotton, softer than your breakup playlist
• Slim chance of forgiveness—not guaranteed

IYKYK.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just maybe don’t wear it to court.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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