At Swanky Unicorn, we believe in pleasure and proper etiquette. If your lips have had the honor of meeting these glorious tatas, the least you can do is show up on our birthday with a bow on something. This wildly inappropriateāand wildly accurateātee is for the flirty, fierce, and fabulously sex-positive babes who know their worth (and expect gifts accordingly).
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Whether you're shaking it at brunch, owning the club, or dropping not-so-subtle birthday hints, this shirt handles the talking so you donāt have to.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/ydĀ² (142 g/mĀ²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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