Strength. Precision. Timing. And just a little bit of lube.
Welcome to the big leagues of backdoor bravado. This “Champion Anal Bead Tug of War” shirt isn’t for the faint of sphincter — it’s for legends who know how to grip it, rip it, and win with pride. Featuring a bold vintage-style design with a power fist clutching the most intimate of trophies, this tee turns your bedroom skills into a full-contact sport.
Whether you're a kinkster with a competitive streak, a sex-positive smartass, or just someone who knows their way around a well-timed yank, this shirt makes one thing clear: you play hard, and you play to win.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
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31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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