Swanky Unicorn presents the ultimate tee for those of us just pretending to have it all together—"Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult." Whether you're crushing deadlines or just coasting on caffeine and chaos, this shirt lets the world know that beneath the polished exterior lies a master of barely-managed mayhem.
👀 Why You Need This Shirt: ✔ Perfect for those who have their life mostly together (or at least fake it well). ✔ A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone navigating the struggles of adulting. ✔ Ideal for casual Fridays, weekend lounging, or your next existential crisis.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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