At Swanky Unicorn, we believe in balance—because life (and love) is all about priorities. Our "I Like My House Clean And My Sex Dirty" tee is the perfect mix of cheeky humor and bold confidence. Whether you’re a neat freak with a naughty streak or just love a good conversation starter, this shirt will get heads turning and minds racing. 😏
👀 Why You Need This Shirt: ✔ Perfect for those who love a spotless home and a spicy after-hours life. ✔ A must-have for house-proud mischief-makers and humor lovers. ✔ Ideal for parties, date nights, or just making laundry day a little more fun.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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