Why be subtle when you can be legendary? This deliciously naughty tee from Swanky Unicorn turns heads and starts conversations with one irresistible truth: “It’s Not Gonna Lick Itself.” Featuring a sultry silhouette and a lollipop that’s doing everything but hiding the innuendo, this shirt is a celebration of playful kink, empowered pleasure, and sex-positive swagger.
Perfect for pride festivals, spicy date nights, adult parties, or anyone who likes their humor served with a wink and a whole lotta tongue-in-cheek energy.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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