🔗 Classy. Sassy. And just the right amount of strappy.
For those who like their calm served with confidence—and maybe a harness or two—this Swanky Unicorn original isn’t just a mood, it’s a whole position. With bold typography and a wink to the bedroom’s favorite accessory, “Keep Calm and Strap On” is the ultimate shirt for dominants, switchy vixens, power bottoms, and anyone who's ever said, "Need a hand? Nah—I’ve got this."
Perfect for pride parties, dungeon nights, or casual brunches where innuendo is on the menu, this tee is sex-positive, unapologetically queer, and kink-aware without ever losing its punchline.
This feminine cut classic tee provides a fashionably casual look. A signature style from Next Level, super-soft boyfriend tee is instantly loved by all who wear it.
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)) .: Slim fit with longer body length .: Tear away label .: Runs smaller than usual
