🔗 Classy. Sassy. And just the right amount of strappy.
For those who like their calm served with confidence—and maybe a harness or two—this Swanky Unicorn original isn’t just a mood, it’s a whole position. With bold typography and a wink to the bedroom’s favorite accessory, “Keep Calm and Strap On” is the ultimate shirt for dominants, switchy vixens, power bottoms, and anyone who's ever said, "Need a hand? Nah—I’ve got this."
Perfect for pride parties, dungeon nights, or casual brunches where innuendo is on the menu, this tee is sex-positive, unapologetically queer, and kink-aware without ever losing its punchline.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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