🚂 Kinky. Loud. Unapologetically down for the ride.
Swanky Unicorn doesn’t do subtle—and this shirt is no exception. “Run a Train On Me” is the ultimate power move for those who like their humor filthy, their innuendos blunt, and their consent enthusiastic. This tee isn’t just suggestive—it’s practically a station announcement.
Perfect for dungeon nights, play parties, festival mischief, or just casually wrecking the PTA brunch, this design is bold, brash, and fully sex-positive—exactly how we like it.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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