Pleasure is power, darling. Our “Do Something That Makes You Orgasm” design is a cheeky reminder that self-care isn’t just bubble baths and yoga — it’s joy, indulgence, and unapologetic satisfaction.
Bold, confident, and impossible to ignore, this piece is made for those who believe in celebrating their desires, owning their happiness, and living life with a wink and a smirk. Whether you’re turning heads at brunch, sparking laughs at a party, or simply embracing your main-character energy, this design delivers attitude with a side of sass.
Because feeling good is always in style.
Why you’ll love it:
• Playful, daring, conversation-starting statement
• Perfect blend of humor, confidence, and Swanky Unicorn flair
• A fun gift for your boldest friend — or your boldest self
• Designed for rule-breakers, joy-seekers, and pleasure enthusiasts
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Do something that makes you smile.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
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