All aboard the S.S. Sass. Our “Motor Boatin Captain” design is a bold, tongue-in-cheek celebration of confidence, humor, and not taking life too seriously.
Playful, flirty, and guaranteed to get double takes, this piece is perfect for parties, vacations, festivals, or anywhere good vibes and great laughs are required. Whether you’re the life of the party or just appreciate a mischievous sense of humor, this design delivers pure Swanky Unicorn attitude.
Because subtlety is overrated — and fun is always in fashion.
Why you’ll love it:
• Cheeky, laugh-out-loud statement
• Eye-catching design with major personality
• Instant conversation starter
• Perfect gift for your wildest friend (or yourself)
Wear it proud. Steer the laughs.
Captain’s orders.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
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