All skill. No gag reflex. Crown it. Rock it. Own it.
Step aside amateurs — the GOAT has arrived. The “Throat Goat” tee is a hilarious, head-turning tribute to legendary oral authority. With a neon-horny goat front and center and retro porno-glam vibes exploding in the background, this shirt doesn’t whisper naughty — it screams it. Loud. Proud. And totally unfiltered.
Perfect for swinger parties, bedroom champions, lifestyle lifestylers, or just anyone who deeply excels at making an impression — this one’s for those who know their talent deserves recognition (and maybe a standing ovation).
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
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